Gravadlax salad with @lydiavale today! #ladieswholunch #beautiful #monoloco #smokedsalmon #healthy #salad
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
maybe he cheated on a test, but I doubt it
Found this at my Nan’s house in her old old old Cordon Bleu magazine collection. Hilarious guide for ‘Husbands in the Kitchen’ which ‘gives ideas for the husband coping with a small family for a whole week, perhaps while his wife is in hospital.’
Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane BjerkliI bow to thee, Majestic Creature.
"who do you want me to be?"
"how about a friend?"