Stegglegs.
Stegglegs.
Gravadlax salad with @lydiavale today! #ladieswholunch #beautiful #monoloco #smokedsalmon #healthy #salad

Gravadlax salad with @lydiavale today! #ladieswholunch #beautiful #monoloco #smokedsalmon #healthy #salad

antidepressant ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

melongorl:

WHAT

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

gallifreyanraggedyman:

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live




maybe he cheated on a test, but I doubt it

gallifreyanraggedyman:

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

maybe he cheated on a test, but I doubt it

#nikeplus training is going well wahooooo #training #triathlon #7kmsofar #100kmark #running

#nikeplus training is going well wahooooo #training #triathlon #7kmsofar #100kmark #running

Found this at my Nan’s house in her old old old Cordon Bleu magazine collection. Hilarious guide for ‘Husbands in the Kitchen’ which ‘gives ideas for the husband coping with a small family for a whole week, perhaps while his wife is in hospital.’

Found this at my Nan’s house in her old old old Cordon Bleu magazine collection. Hilarious guide for ‘Husbands in the Kitchen’ which ‘gives ideas for the husband coping with a small family for a whole week, perhaps while his wife is in hospital.’

mostlycatsmostly:

mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

I bow to thee, Majestic Creature.
fycapwidow:

"who do you want me to be?""how about a friend?"

fycapwidow:

"who do you want me to be?"
"how about a friend?"

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